This blog was originally published on Xanga May 17, 2013.
How's it going my Xangan friends, viewers, and subscribers! I hope
all is well on your end. This past week, I have been rather silent.
I was busy celebrating Mother's
Day with my grandmother, mother, and aunts, chatting with
other friends, job hunting, and blocking creepers on social media. I
always love those men, who get butt-hurt because I REFUSE to send them
any nudie pics or have cyber sex with them. I don't understand these
men. Do they really think I'm going to lay them via computer screen?
Talk about thirsties.
Maybe my next blog will be about thirsty
people on social media. If you don't know what I mean by "thirsty,"
that's slang for "desperate."
Anyway, I have been
reading and hearing about Adult Swim airing MORE snooze worthy shows to
their programming. The network chose to acquire Bob's Burgers and One Piece. Oh
joy, oh joy. Those are 2 more shows, that I DON'T watch.
I don't think
too many Adult Swim viewers are rejoicing over Adult Swim acquiring
both shows, especially Bob's Burgers. Bob's Burgers should've been
canceled.
A while ago, I read that Fox was canceling The Cleveland Show
yet Bob's Burgers was being renewed. WHY?
If you ask me, Fox should've
canceled both cartoons and brought back Sit Down, Shut Up. At least that
cartoon was funny.
One Piece on the other hand,
I have never gotten into that Shonen Jump Action Anime. From what I have been seeing and
hearing, the One Piece's English Dubs have a lot of infighting within their fandom.
According to
what I have been told, fans are divided because there are 2 different
English Dubs. There is a 4Kids English Dub, which is highly censored and
dumbed down and then there's the Funimation Entertainment Dub, which is for
the more mature audience.
There is also the fact, that Adult Swim is
airing Funimation's English Dub of One Piece and they are premiering it at
episode 207, if I'm correct. Even though I'm not a One Piece fan, I
think it is idiotic on Adult Swim's part to air an Anime for their fans
and potential fans midway into a series. By Adult Swim premiering a show
that high in episodes, they are automatically excluding potential fans
and not all of their original fans remember everything, that happened years ago.
Cartoon Network's Toonami canceled One Piece, years ago. Some diehard fans will argue, that potential fans can stream the old
episodes online or buy the DVD/Blu-rays. However, everyone does not have the
time, money, and patience to marathon EVERY One Piece episode. I get the
impression that Adult Swim does not want to fully invest in the One
Piece viewers. Then again, what am I talking about?
Cartoon Network and Adult Swim as a whole, don't invest too much into
anything their viewers want to watch. They have already excluded the
female demographic completely these last several years, and they most definitely ignore their MALE demographic, which they claim to be
targeting.
I love how so many duped Toonami sycophants have been jizzing their
Spider-Man underpants over the "Toonami" block and One Piece returning EXCEPT this time on Adult Swim.
Like I already said in my March 15th blog regarding Cartoon Network and Adult Swim being sexist, their animation fans are being so highly misrepresented. It's completely
understandable, that they cannot attract every American viewer.
Although, Cartoon Network and Adult Swim put forth very little effort to satisfy most of their viewers. I
miss the old days, when BOTH networks aired animation for both genders with different animated genres and sub-genres everyday and night.
Then again, Adult Swim was always a Man-Children Only Club WITHOUT overtly saying so.
Now, every night is mostly terrible Comedies with 1/2 those shows
being low IQ'ed, Live Action Comedies, and late Saturday nights are
devoted to Action Anime. Both networks used to air Anime on a nightly
basis.
Now, they have condensed their Anime lineup to ONLY late Saturday
nights and early Sunday mornings.
To make matters
worse, the very few Anime they air consists of a Shonen Jump Action Anime block
and overly syndicated Adult Swim Anime circa 2001.
Since Adult Swim is
so determined to premiere Shonen Jump Action Anime every Saturday night, why
don't they remove "Toonami" from their branding and rename it "The
Shonen Jump Block" or something similar?
After all, it's evident that Adult Swim does NOT want to air
any other Anime genre and Anime from other publications. They could BUT they don't want to because making excuses is more suitable for them.
Since Adult Swim claims to be so "lowly funded"
*sneeze* (I'm allergic to bullshit), I would remove all those
overly syndicated Frat Boy Comedies from their Saturday night programming and
make it Anime Night.
Then, all those nostalgic, Toonami crybabies
can watch all their old Anime earlier in the evening. By the time
of 10 pm Central, I would air:
10:00 PM Special A
10:30 PM Naruto Shippuden
11:00 PM Bleach
11:30 PM School Rumble
12:00 AM Kaicho Wa Maid-Sama
12:30 AM Vampire Knight
1:00 AM Jigoku Shojo (Hell Girl)
1:30 AM Hellsing
2:00 AM Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler)
2:30 AM Beelzebub
3:00 AM Repeat schedule from 10 pm
With
the preceding schedule I created, Adult Swim COULD have a late Saturday night/early Sunday morning block; It could be an Anime Variety Block.
For teenagers
and adults of both genders, I selected Anime consisting of Comedy, Action, and Horror. Therefore, anyone from both
genders could watch these shows, if they wanted.
I created the schedule in
this format because by the time of 1 AM, the shows have more violence
and sexual content in them.
Adult Swim doesn't necessarily have to air
these EXACT shows. At the same time, they could at least try to follow a similar
format, if they have to limit their Anime viewers to only late Saturday
nights.
Then again, the idiots in charge of Adult Swim aren't that
clever. Well, at least we can dream, right?
So Anime fans, with this schedule I made, what are your thoughts?